Chapter 2: NYPD’S (Not?) Shocking Fumble


Exactly 30 days before the statute of limitations expired to prosecute Anna criminally for her action (September 17 2022), I submitted via email to the detective on the case at the 90th precinct (Detective Kenneth Juart) a DropBox link containing PDF’s showing everything NYPD would need to locate and collar a serial vandal who documented her hundreds of instances of defacing private and public property for clout, making the NYPD look like incompetent or worse, indifferent.

The Detective responded the next day with “I forwarded this to the vandal squad.” I was hopeful, you would think if NYPD spends just $1,000 on graffiti enforcement for the entire year, it would be on a clown like this. Right? I gave them her full name, DOB, evidence she had previously been arrested for vandalism (which would upgrade this charge to something more serious), her mother’s name, the addresses of the upper west side properties they owned, cell phones, email addresses, and like 15 social media handles (IG, Facebook, YouTube, Linked In, YELP(!!), Reddit, and Tumblr.)

I sat back and I waited. And waited. And waited. With two weeks gone and two weeks to go until the statute of limitations expired, I tried called the Detective, emailed him, left messages. Nada. I tried getting hold of the graffiti/vandal squad. They have no publicly listed number or address.

What did NYPD do, you ask???

N-O-T – A – S-I-N-G-L-E – F-*-*-*-I-N-G – T-H-I-N-G

Mind you, this was during Covid still, so I can appreciate NYPD had other priorities. But still, if they have a vandal squad, and a member of the public does ALL of the investigative work for them, with positive identification, video evidence, and the suspect is a serial profiteer of their vandalism ( SHE HAD A F—CKING YELP PAGE!!!!), I would have thought NYPD would treat that as a priority. Nope! (Or, because mommy is very well connected, maybe she got some strings pulled.) Either way, nothing happened.